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Showing posts with label Far West. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Far West. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Nags, Stags, Slags and a Hag


It is said, probably, that a period of reflection helps to cleanse the soul and reinvigorate the brain.  That a fortnight's departure from this mortal toil with the love of your life (Mrs Palphabet) whilst abstaining from your bit on the side (betting) will aid clarity of thought and renewed focus on the really important parts of your existence. 
So, as I returned today to Palphabet towers after a couple of weeks in South Africa, it was somewhat alarming in my role as a relatively new husband (particularly to my relatively new wife), that I rustled through the mail with an excitement akin to a senior cardinal suddenly realising that He isn’t gazing down with the omnipresence he once feared.  Abstinence cannot rid you of those natural urges, whether the deity you worship is up there, or down here (in my case, presented to me this morning in the glossy form of the Racing Post’s Cheltenham Festival Guide 2013).
As I prepare myself for daily festival blogs next week, here's a photographic account demonstrating what the past few weeks have consisted of...
- a trip to Meydan racecourse in Dubai.. no bookmakers, but wifi was excellent and permitted untroubled access to the markets
 
- a stable tour at the Ditcheat base of champion National Hunt trainer Paul Nicholls, where the hospitality and geniality of the man himself, plus assistant Dan Skelton was a privilege to witness at close quarters 

 
 
 
 Top - PFN holds court before the gallops; Bottom left - more than a village; Bottom right: "this year's Champion Hurdler [Zarkandar, with Harry Derham on board] and next year's Champion Hurdler [Far West, partnered by Daryl Jacob]" - absolutely first class banter from the champion trainer at his magnificent Somerset HQ
 

- a stag party in Cardiff.. below left shows my stag pal Nunny posing whilst yours truly [in a fantastic get-up might I add] attempts to eke some profit out of Southampton versus Man City.  Below right just shows the stag, turned into a slag by a local hag.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- a trip to Ascot for another successful festival warm-up for Far West.. for more on this Triumph Hurdle contender, click here
 
Above - Henrietta Knight and I do our best impressions of Johnny 5 from "Short Circuit"
 
Below - Ascot in all its glory; Underneath - Palphabet blog on the blag..
 


 


 


- a stag party in Cape Town.. is that Henrietta Knight up the top of Table Mountain? Oh no, it's Johnny 5
- a wedding in Stellenbosch - the highlight of which was us horse racing around the dance floor.  No one else was impressed...
 

 
 
- a failed attempt to ride an ostrich.. apparently weighing over 75kg deems you too fat to actually take one for a spin, so I just sat on the poor thing while he did an impression of an armed-robber

 
 
- a growing enthusiasm for the forthcoming Cheltenham Festival and general increasing appreciation of the sport's rich tapestry


 
- a portfolio of antepost bets that has become more succinct, thanks to various non-runners, with increased stakes as delirium begins to take hold, particularly in the wake of the period of punting lent that I described above (the two week holiday).  Firstly, two decent stabs:


Then, a mixed bag, as two of my Gold Cup picks fell by the wayside


 
Finally, a flurry of delirious optimism.  Hopefully my 6pt each-way stake at 11-1 on Tiger Woods to win this weekend's WGC event at Doral will ensure that I can go to war at Cheltenham next week with a full strength armoury.
 

 
 
 
 

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

A Unique Day in the Far West Country


Cheltenham is a wonderful place.  I have visited the picturesque Gloucestershire town for a Leyton Orient away match, a night of readings from wartime novel Catch-22 by its author Joseph Heller (easily confused with Ibiza-anthem producer, Pete Heller, he of Big Love­ fame) and I have attended the springtime festival of National Hunt Racing. 
Those three events have all given me some pleasure, but there is no doubt in my mind: a day spent at a race meet within the comforting embrace of Cleeve Hill offers gratification in such huge abundance that it far surpasses the enjoyment derived from standing on the terraces at Whaddon Road watching Orient lose or slumping in the seats of the town hall hearing a writer muse.
When I visited Cheltenham for the Open Meeting a few weeks ago, however, I did not know quite what to expect.   It was, you see, on the one hand a slightly less frantic affair than the March mania of the festival and yet, on the other, an assault on the senses previously unfelt by this blogger.  For on this day, I was a guest of my good friend Tim, a bone fide owner of a racehorse; a racehorse syndicated by the Axom Partnership, currently residing in the Somerset village of Ditcheat, under the tutelage of champion trainer Paul F Nicholls.    The horse in question is a juvenile hurdler by the name of Far West and although Tim’s share of the 3 year old gelding may not be massive, his passion and love for the creature is contagious.  


I was immediately infected by the bug of equine ownership.  Soon after passing through the turnstiles, we were permitted entry to the pre-parade ring.  Here you could see the hoofed participants go from a docile stroll, guided by their stable lads and lasses in front of the convened racing enthusiasts, to a foaming-at-the-mouth warrior, primed and ready for battle.  Right on cue, Nicholls, along with his nearest and dearest Team Ditcheat partners, popped up and gave us a few of his thoughts on the race ahead.  This picture (right) shows your follically-bereft correspondant deep in conversation with trainer & (part) owner.  Exuding enthusiasm, with controlled confidence and calculated competitiveness in equal measure, PFN took us through the card and gave a level of insight that was a privilege to ponder as we strolled with him and Georgie towards the parade ring and the awaiting throng of passionate punters. 
 
Cornelius Lysaght appeared in the corner of one eye, Alan Lee in the other, and cutting through towards us came Ruby Walsh, who exchanged pleasantries with the syndicate members, banter with those more closely acquainted to the Irish National Hunt Champion Jockey and race tactics with his English stable boss.  This was it: race time.

We took our place in one of the O&T bars, and watched the Triumph Hurdle Trial unfold with Far West given a convincing winning ride by Ruby:  http://www.miniurl.com/s/3hR
As the Cheltenham website states: “Nothing matches the experience of having a runner, maybe even a winner, at Cheltenham”. The sentence is, as far as I’m concerned, unfinished, and should really be concluded: “...even if you’re just freeloading off the back of one of your mates.” http://www.cheltenham.co.uk/about/owners-and-trainers/

Ruby Walsh with Far West

The Winners’ Enclosure routine of trophy collection, champagne-accompanied DVD race review and obligatory pat of the triumphant horse, who was soaked with effort-induced perspiration and jettisoning long puffs of steamy breath into the fresh lunchtime air, seemed pretty familiar to the Axom crew.  Far West had won the month before at Chepstow, and went on to win again last weekend in another JCB Triumph Hurdle Trial at Cheltenham.   They say bloodstock agent Anthony Bromley never misses an opportunity to ever-so-smugly make his presence felt after one of his finds crosses the winning post first, and it’s fair to say he has been ubiquitous in following Far West towards the trophies in the last two Cheltenham outings, particularly since he tipped the horse up as one of his Bromley's Best Buys in Mark Howards‘s excellent almanac of national hunt racing One Jump Ahead.

 
Miller's Money-Spinner

Watching the various bookmakers’ representatives putting in their prices for the Festival Race was pretty interesting too.  Some made Far West a 14/1 shout, Kate Miller from William Hill was more confident about his chances of taking the Triumph Hurdle proper.  “I think we’ve just seen the winner” was the confident statement she made, handing in a quote of 8/1.  I think I'll trust Kate's judgement, since she provided me with a winning tip at a similar price for later in the day - a Pipe / Scudamore horse called Goulanes, who beat 4/1f Lovcen, Alan King's popular German horse, by over seven lengths into fifth place.
 
I'm sincerely hoping that the success enjoyed by Far West, Tim and the rest of the Axom Syndicate will convince Mrs Palphabet that a small stake in a racehorse is an excellent toe-in-the-water method of broadening my knowledge of, increasing my passion for and multiplying my insight into the sport, without fully burdening the household with the risks associated with an outright foray into thoroughbred acquisition.  Surely that has to be better for our future than a deposit on a house or next year's belated honeymoon!  Until then, however, I will gladly take as many opportunities as I can to hang off the coat tails of others, shamelessly approaching anyone associated with the turf for even the smallest nugget of information in that perennial quest for equine enlightenment.
Current prices for the JCB Triumph Hurdle race can be found here, with Hills now into 6/1 against Far West and Ladbrokes a standout 10/1.